Thursday, June 05, 2008

SHEP FACE'O HORROR COMPETITION

This just in, hot off the press. New COMPETITION announced!!!

Craig "Shep" Shepherd, Wannabe Tri-fagElite and accountant extraordinaire tried his hand at bike racing last night. "The Stig" jumped in the deep end (of the washing machine) and entered a Crit. And look at that, like every good employee he's wearing his Bikestyle clothing, what a Pro he is.


The competition is this:
Looking at Craig's face during this crit, is he:

a) having so much fun he's laughing like a 12 year old school girl.

b) crapping himself because he's overshot the corner and is about to hit that curb right under his nose

c) in so much pain that his face is distorted almost as much as it will be when he joins me for a week of riding my local hills full gas at the end of this month.

Post your answers in the Comments section. Only 1 answer per entrant. (Craig Shepherd is not permitted to enter!)

The Competition will end on June 16th, and the lucky winner will get a Pezcyclingnews cycling hat, second place will get a post-card, and third place will get a kick in the teeth.

In the even of more than one entrant... I mean more than one correct answer, we will draw the winner out of a hat, and the person with the correct answer who has paid me the most will be declared the winner.

Thank you for entering.
;-)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

i actually think that its a combination of all three.
hear me out here;

he was trying to laugh but he was in that much pain and just figured out he was about to eat shit after hitting the curb,his laughter came out looking like total fear!!!

great photo though shep,you look....um......good?

Anonymous said...

He was probably laughing about how easy it will be over in France when he kicks your arse Simmeon...

Tashy

Anonymous said...

definitely "C". but i really just want the hat to go with my cool postcard.

simjetlag said...

So Far Anonymous is looking like having won. But there is still a fair bit of time before the end of this competition.

Chris Hayes looks to be in the running once again...

And Tashy: Just because Shep stands over your shoulder and tells you what to write... does make it OK for him to answer!

Beer?

Thanks to both Evan (I think) Mr "I beat Tyler Hamilton" Hayes for signing your entries....

;-) Sim

Anonymous said...

yes Simmy it was me(Evan "quater pounders are training food" pilkington who forgto to sign my name on the first post.
but honestly,what are you going to do about it? im bigger than you,and i hit harder too.....so there!!

haha

Evan

simjetlag said...

What will I do about it? Now here's a threat that will scare you!!! I'll run away from you uphill !
;-)

Anonymous said...

option d) screaming because he wasn't photographed in assos kit.

d

simjetlag said...

Ahhh... the secret option D... very good thinking. Is there an even more secret option E: screaming because he doesn't have the zipper all the way to the bottom of his belly?

Anonymous said...

option E perfectly suits, but conditions weren't perfect for the yellow assos kit and the chest hair to be on display... the chance of rain may have made the display a little more head turning.

d